Doggies just call it style.
I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names...
How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging.
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.