What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.
How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?
If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front.
You won't drink away the alcoholism.
In principle, I can stop drinking, the thing is I don't have such a principle.
I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.
You and Me = Grand Unification
If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen.
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
I run faster horny than you do scared.
Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.