2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
I can't get enough minimalism.
Men of quality respect women's equality.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace.
If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it.
Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently.
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women...
Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.
Born free, taxed to death.
I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking.