Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do5 Abandon4 Lie3 Cheat2 Abuse1 Forget to start the dishwasher
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a "unicorn"
I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but...
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently.
I can't get enough minimalism.
Men of quality respect women's equality.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.