I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.
Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction
Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.
How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.
Do you need space? Join NASA!
Idiot college called, they want there mascot back.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
You're more special than relativity.
Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.
How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?