This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.
If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!
Idiot college called, they want there mascot back.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
You're more special than relativity.
Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.
How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen...
May you never leave your marriage alive.
I didn't know angels could fly so low.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!
What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.