If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I'm in the mood to multiply
The person reading this is so good-looking and committed to scrolling reels, I bet your farts don’t just smell good—they probably smell like fresh-baked cookies, with a hint of lavender, and a dash of success.
Hey, you! Yes, you! Scrolling reels are like a full-time job. You are pretty, my angel. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger...
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve....