It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.
Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
The device will work much better, if you turn it on.
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve....