Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.
I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.
Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?
Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time.
My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.
Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two.
Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!