Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
I have three kids, one of each.
What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Why don t women have men s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in