How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!
Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
You're riding the crest of a slump?
Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December
I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free
Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner.
I need hug(e amount of money).
Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.