The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
I have three kids, one of each.
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.