A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.
Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.
I need hug(e amount of money).
What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner.
Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free
I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
You're riding the crest of a slump?
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!
What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!