She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?
Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.
She's as smart as bait.
Hey there, mind if I take a bite? Cause your decomposing in ALL the right places.
A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
From all the butts, ours is the most important.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.