If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!
I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!
Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two.
Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow.
New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself...
People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain.
What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.
You had me at cello.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.