Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to.
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the b*tch fell off."
You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it.
Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?