You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
An escalator can never break it can only become stairs.
Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door.
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub.
Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches.